Paint everywhere

In a last gasp effort before the carpet fitter comes on Monday I have painted a cupboard under the stairs. There is now white emulsion all over the floor of the cupboard and all over me. Too late I discovered that my erstwhile complaining painter had not only diluted the paint he was using but the rest of the contents of the tin too.

I discovered as I started to paint the ceiling, within 5 minutes it was in my hair and running down my arms. Now it is my turn to be depressed.